29 9 / 2014

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

(via megustamemes)

29 9 / 2014

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

29 9 / 2014

29 9 / 2014

riddlemehiddleston:

saltwaterandink:

lesb1an:

He is cute as shit

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

I literally remember doing this as a kid

(Source: lolgifs.net, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

29 9 / 2014

29 9 / 2014

  • 1: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
  • 2: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
  • 3: did I have class today

29 9 / 2014

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

29 9 / 2014

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

(Source: quevidamastriste, via megustamemes)

29 9 / 2014

evienator:


octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

(via rhod-e)

29 9 / 2014

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

(via megustamemes)

29 9 / 2014

cowboymafia:

Steal His Look: Blockin’ Out the Haters/Brandon Bowen
Yves Saint Laurent Green Polo - $899
Gucci Plastic Spoons - $606

cowboymafia:

Steal His Look: Blockin’ Out the Haters/Brandon Bowen

Yves Saint Laurent Green Polo - $899

Gucci Plastic Spoons - $606

(via thats-so-meme)

29 9 / 2014

okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

(via thats-so-meme)

29 9 / 2014

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

(via teen-derp)

29 9 / 2014

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

(Source: frenchdad, via hairy-potato)

29 9 / 2014